Global warming is all a
Damn Kaustik LYE!
Frankly, my deer,
what ME worry,
what… me sigh?
Who gives a white-tails butt,
I ask?
The NRA?
The Donald?
The Koched-out Bros?
Anyway,
Since we're all goin' to hades
in an express hand-basket;
I say,
"Push the pedal to the metal!"
All this global climate change hooey
All this global climate change hooey
Is all a bunch of liberal brainwashing…
Phooey!
It’s designed to keep the
Trashin' of good old Mama Earth
In the claws of patriotic,
Unconscionable billionaire leaders
(who we all know
care a lot about
their miles underground,
climate & bot controlled
resort city breeders
built by Morlox Inc.
et. al.)
And tightly kept in the mitts of
Namby-pamby,
Conspiracy minded fears.
“Do-gooders”
Who fake their crocodile tears.
(and thank Goodness,
out of the gentle hands of
us, the true salt-of-the-earth.)
Verily,
Verily,
Those
Self-loving,
Self-wonderful &
Self-awe inspiring
Beyond wealthy
kings,
(mostly mutated
Y chromosome
defectives)
Were BORN to
&
DESERVE
to rule!
In the hell
Of their own makings...